Surf Boat Crashes

HOLY SHIT! Those aussies ARE nuts. I like how they're basically duck-diving 25 foot boats.
Umm, its seems like there would be multiple fatalities. I guess you just drink through it.

Gets good one minute in:

Guy Gets Hit By Wave

Haoles. Gotta love 'em.

Warrior Poet

Good news, the origin of my last name is "Stellwagen" which translates in German to "place-dare." I don't know exactly what that means but it sounds fucking cool.

Capitalism: the end to the means

When you know its time to walk yourself behind the shed and end it:

http://www.treadmill-desk.com/


ps. this isn't a gag

One Man Rock Band

Cops Hate Pranks

From the news:

"Jeff Ehrhardt, the quarterback for the Murray State Racers, was charged with pushing a police officerand stealing his ticket book. The university athletic director called it a "prank gone bad," but campus police aren't laughing."

smells like persona non grata to me

I Want What's Coming To Me Chico

I guess they only draft every 8th kid

http://www.sss.gov/

How Background People Ruin Your Photos

That pissing picture made me seriously nostalgic for those times. I mean, its obviously daytime, nice weather, no rush, early in the day, and everyone is already buzzed. You know that is the beginning of something special--probably some lawn games, a couple house parties and topped off with some sloppy sex. The early buzz/picnic days. I miss them, honestly.

Good Times

"I didn't exhale."

Kimbo vs. Boston police officer (comforting)

That just goes to show the white man always wins in the real world. Yo, whats with the little birthday hat on Kimbo's manager?!?!? Ha. Whenever I start to feel tough I should just watch that. Gannon's face got mangled! They need some freakin crowd control there though.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=lc9-z4TcQYo

No mo platinum pocket protector

http://dealbook.blogs.nytimes.com/2008/04/02/for-vcs-no-exit-in-sight/

iTunes tip

Ho--if you have itunes, if you select a song and then hit the "option" and "i" keys you pull up a useful screen

This is real, unfortunately

New Zealand I think

http://www.onickz.com/surf/camp02L.jpg

Nuts

This is how crazy Aussies are:

http://www.coastview.com.au/images/uploads/richie_croc.gif

That guy is holding an inflatable crocodile pool toy.

The Numbers

http://www.foreignpolicy.com/story/cms.php?story_id=4235&page=0

Bl..bll....bllllo......blllllooooogggggg. Excuse me.

Got your message(s).  Good stuff.  The architecture of blogs is not conducive however.  Anyway, haven't you heard Ted Stevens?  Its not a truck!  Its a series of tubes.  Its not something you just dump something on.  Its tubes, tangled up tubes!!  I guess I feel like a blog is the 1950's Chinese gray workers tunic of the American 21st century hipster.  And thats my nice interpretation.  I don't want to drag Kierkegaard or Sartre into this or mention screaming into a void for recognition.  Uh-oh, too late...does that mean my digitally archived echo will now forever be screaming into a void...into a void...into a void...void...void...Okay, orancha glad I said banana.  

You see the problem is a fundamental--truly fundamental--one.  Its really like the back-burner, subliminal crisis and root of all neuroses.  No one writes letters to their friends.  They write blogs to the void.  Hoping for response.  Its like a SETI program for an affirmation of personal worth.  To cut out the next 500 pages, I think people need to recognize that the goal is not to be famous or powerful--leave that to the unfortunate people who have subliminated their discontent into a need for externalized affirmation--but to be happy.  Its good that there's a CIA, cause they do all the shitty, borderline immoral stuff so we don't have to.  So too with the people who sacrifice themself  for conditional love--and by the mob (not the twisting-thumbs mob, the great unwashed mob) no less.  Let the neurotics become hollywoodstarlets, corrupt (but effective) politicians, consultants at McKinsey, corporate lawyers working 90 hours/week, investment bankers.  The end-game for democracy and capitalism should be to effect utilitarian outcomes by employing efficient and practical mechanisms--meaning those who want to work 100 hours a week or wait tables for 20 years waiting for their big break should have that choice, but their fringe decision should add value to the quality of life of the person who lives their life well--i.e. balanced (is balanced or well a subjective judgement? of course, there's no other kind).  

Who cares if people see your blog?  Unless its a way to get in touch with people who share your interests.  That would be efficient.  Besides--maybe I just don't want to be another number in the Matrix.  Better to have idiosyncratic dreams than say jinx on another persons long-thought philosophy.  And besides, I want to be an investment banker.    

I assume I've sent this already?
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=2354431414349847737&q=in+the+name+of+the+father&total=5138&start=0&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=0

bless the Irish.  All of me except my left arm. (and my right hand)

Whhhaaapp, ouch

http://www.flickr.com/photos/9601980@N02/758547239/

I would destroy that...car, I mean.  And then get that poor girl some clothes.

Greetings and Salutations

Any suggestions good salutations for formal/relatively formal emails?  

I hate saying "Dear" unless I'm writing to my Grandma you know?  Especially  when you're writing to like "Filing and Collating Department."  Dear, DEAR, filing and collating department.  It sounds retarded.  I've been rotating through "sincerely" "respectfully" and "regards" for sign-offs but they all suck too.  We gotta get rid of that shiite.  Our generation should institute the "Hello" and "Thank You" for salutations, even formal.  Concurrence?

From ear to ear, left to right

The Freemasons supposedly have some phrase like that to describe how they would cut someone's throat if they were to expose their secrets.  

just remember that Teddy Boy.

secret invention of the day: two ultra-flexible mousepad-like rectangles of material.  One is the size of a small keyboard, the other is the size of a lap-top computer screen.  They can be rolled up, packed away, dropped, doesn't matter.  When all applications move to cloud-based and wi-fi is everywhere, you'll just carry these two "mousepads" with you, throw one up on a wall, and the other down on a book and you have your computer.  all it is is a screen and keyboard cause everything's on the web already.  

okay I'll get my construction paper and gluesticks, you get the crafting scissors and crayons.  Lets do this!!

ps.  I heard Gates talking about moving everything to cloud-based, but he  was talking about having computers everywhere (i.e. cafes, on the street like atm's, in taxis etc.) why not just carry your own?