Surf Boat Crashes

HOLY SHIT! Those aussies ARE nuts. I like how they're basically duck-diving 25 foot boats.
Umm, its seems like there would be multiple fatalities. I guess you just drink through it.

Gets good one minute in:

Guy Gets Hit By Wave

Haoles. Gotta love 'em.

Warrior Poet

Good news, the origin of my last name is "Stellwagen" which translates in German to "place-dare." I don't know exactly what that means but it sounds fucking cool.

Capitalism: the end to the means

When you know its time to walk yourself behind the shed and end it:

http://www.treadmill-desk.com/


ps. this isn't a gag

One Man Rock Band

Cops Hate Pranks

From the news:

"Jeff Ehrhardt, the quarterback for the Murray State Racers, was charged with pushing a police officerand stealing his ticket book. The university athletic director called it a "prank gone bad," but campus police aren't laughing."

smells like persona non grata to me

I Want What's Coming To Me Chico

I guess they only draft every 8th kid

http://www.sss.gov/

How Background People Ruin Your Photos

That pissing picture made me seriously nostalgic for those times. I mean, its obviously daytime, nice weather, no rush, early in the day, and everyone is already buzzed. You know that is the beginning of something special--probably some lawn games, a couple house parties and topped off with some sloppy sex. The early buzz/picnic days. I miss them, honestly.

Good Times

"I didn't exhale."