Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Surf Boat Crashes

HOLY SHIT! Those aussies ARE nuts. I like how they're basically duck-diving 25 foot boats.
Umm, its seems like there would be multiple fatalities. I guess you just drink through it.

Gets good one minute in:

Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Saturday, April 19, 2008

Warrior Poet

Good news, the origin of my last name is "Stellwagen" which translates in German to "place-dare." I don't know exactly what that means but it sounds fucking cool.

Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Capitalism: the end to the means

When you know its time to walk yourself behind the shed and end it:

http://www.treadmill-desk.com/


ps. this isn't a gag

Sunday, April 13, 2008

Cops Hate Pranks

From the news:

"Jeff Ehrhardt, the quarterback for the Murray State Racers, was charged with pushing a police officerand stealing his ticket book. The university athletic director called it a "prank gone bad," but campus police aren't laughing."

smells like persona non grata to me

Friday, April 11, 2008

I guess they only draft every 8th kid





http://www.sss.gov/

How Background People Ruin Your Photos

That pissing picture made me seriously nostalgic for those times. I mean, its obviously daytime, nice weather, no rush, early in the day, and everyone is already buzzed. You know that is the beginning of something special--probably some lawn games, a couple house parties and topped off with some sloppy sex. The early buzz/picnic days. I miss them, honestly.








Tuesday, April 8, 2008

Good Times

"I didn't exhale."


Monday, April 7, 2008

Kimbo vs. Boston police officer (comforting)

That just goes to show the white man always wins in the real world. Yo, whats with the little birthday hat on Kimbo's manager?!?!? Ha. Whenever I start to feel tough I should just watch that. Gannon's face got mangled! They need some freakin crowd control there though.